The newest season of The Bachelorette is finally here and, after 16 seasons, it’s time to start asking the hard-hitting question audiences haven’t had the guts to explore. Bachelorette Clare is most remembered for her epic takedown of ultimate douchelord Bachelor, Juan Pablo, her final blow being, “I would never want my children having a father like you!” And now, the queen of sting is back looking for a second, no third, no fourth? (I’m genuinely not sure at this point…) shot at love. Of all of Clare’s 31 contestants, 100% of them possess the sophomoric narcissism to post shirtless…

Hillary Sussman

Buffy Summers= ID. Brett Easton Ellis = Ego. Lisa Vanderpump = Super Ego.

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