Hillary SussmanWhich of Clare Crawley’s Bachelorette Contestants Would’ve Thrived in a Cult?The newest season of The Bachelorette is finally here and, after 16 seasons, it’s time to start asking the hard-hitting question audiences…Oct 14, 2020Oct 14, 2020
Hillary SussmanHow to Agatha Christie a Heartbeat BillPeriods change with the wind. Being 1–2 weeks late is as common as a Law & Order marathon. Period trackers are rendered useless against…Sep 9, 2020Sep 9, 2020
Hillary SussmanThe Summer My Brain BrokeI relate everything back to television. It’s always been my addiction, my friend, my lover, my foe. It’s there for me when friends bail…Mar 29, 2020Mar 29, 2020
Hillary SussmanWednesday Addams, Punk Rock PrincessAddams Family Values is known for its fright factor, but lest we not forgot its also the perfect homogenous blend of October spookiness…Dec 10, 2019Dec 10, 2019
Hillary SussmanBreak-up with your Best Friend, I’m Bored.Romantic break-ups are nothing new for us as a society. We see them in pop culture constantly from celebrity splits to tear-jerk movies to…Sep 22, 2019Sep 22, 2019
Hillary SussmanMoral Alignment: Clothing Store EditionLet’s begin with the most soul crushing: Chaotic Evil. This alignment represents not one store but the entirety of Instagram targeted…Sep 14, 2019Sep 14, 2019